Funny Friday

This is my kitty Murphy, he was testing to see to if the waterbowl was frozen over. The quality is pretty crap cos it was from my phone.

Funny Friday

This is just too adorable!! Lemme know what you think of it

Funny Friday

Found this on Varsity Fanclub's blog, had to share. Check out their music!

Such a funny website! MOST EMBARASSING MOMENTS!!
Ok so lately a few of us have been really into this website..It's pretty much about people who submit different stories of embarassing and ridiculous moments in their lives. Our question to you is what is your most embarassing/ridiculous moment..I know we have had a bunch haha..Here's a few stories from the site!

1.)Today, I was in the supermarket and I see this little boy trying to reach for something on the top shelf. I proceed to go over to him and ask if his mom knows where he is. The boy turns around and turns out he was actually a very angry midget.

2.)Today, I locked my keys in my car, after spending 20 minutes on the phone with AAA, and then waiting a half hour the guy showed up to unlock my car, he stuck his hand in the drivers side window and said " You couldn't just reach in"? I forgot I left he window open.

3.)Today, my family and I went to a beach where you could swim with dolphins. I was a little scared to swim with them so the trainers had a 5 minute chat to me about how they were harmless creatures. Once I got in, the dolphin attacked me and bit me.

4.)Today, I received my passport in the mail. They got my birthdate wrong. Then I picked up my birth certificate that I had sent in with the application. Turns out my parents have been celebrating my birthday on the wrong day for 16 years.

5.)Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. At that point I noticed my phone had fallen out of my pocket in the street and was run over by several cars. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike.

6.)Today, I was reported to my principal because someone caught me shooting up at the cafeteria lunch table and as a result I have been suspended from school. I am a diabetic, I was giving myself insulin before I ate crappy school food.

7.)Today, I checked my facebook, and my wife of 5 years was listed as single. I then write on her wall that it is ok to announce to be married. She writes back saying that we have to talk and to come to the kitchen. My wife divorced me over facebook.

THESE ARE JUST A FEW OF THE STORIES ON THIS SITE HAHA, THEY'RE PRETTY FUNNY AND KINDA NUTS ENJOY!

Funny Friday

I missed last weeks so i made sure to remember this week!

Funny Friday.. Part 2

Proudly showing off his newly-leased downtown apartment to a couple of friends late one night, a drunk Aussie led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong hanging on thewall.

'What's that big brass gong for?' one of the friend's asked.

'Issss nod a gong. Issss a talking Kiwi clock' he drunkenly replied.

'A talking Kiwi clock - seriously?'

'Yup.' 'Hmmm (hic).'

'How's it work?' the second friend asked, squinting at it.

'Just watch' he said.

He picked up a hammer, gave the gong an ear-shattering bash and stepped back. His three mates stood looking at one another for a moment in astounded silence.

Suddenly, a Kiwi voice from the other side of the wall screamed, 'For f*#k's sake, you stupid idiot . It's ten past three in the f*#king morning !!!'

Funny Friday.. part 1

There was a German, an Italian and an Irishman on death row. The warden gave them a choice of three ways to die:
1. to be shot
2. to be hung
3. to be injected with the AIDS virus for a slow death.

So the German said, "Shoot me right in the head."Boom, he was dead instantly.

Then the Italian said, "Just hang me." (Snap, he was dead.)

Then the Irishman said, "Give me some of that AIDS stuff."They gave him the shot, and the Irishman fell down laughing.

The Guards looked at each other and wondered what was wrong with this guy. Then the Irishman said, "Give me another one of those shots," so the guards did.

Now he was laughing so hard, tears rolled from his eyes and he doubled over.Finally the warden said, "What is wrong with you?"The Irishman replied, "You guys are so stupid.....I'm wearing a condom."

Funny Friday::Part 2

2 women in heaven

1st woman: Hi! My name is Sandra...

2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?

1st woman: I froze to death.

2nd woman: How horrible!

1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?

2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

1st woman: So, what happened?

2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched,and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.

1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive.

PRICELESS!

Funny Friday:: Part 1

All Puns Intended

1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

2. A set of jump leads walk into a bar. The bartender says, 'I'll serve you, but don't start anything.'

3. Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.

4. A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

5. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm, and says: 'A beer please, and one for the road.'

6. Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: 'Does this taste funny to you ?'

7. 'Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home.' 'That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome.' 'Is it common ?' 'Well, It's Not Unusual.'

8. Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to Dolly, 'I was artificially inseminated this morning.' 'I don't believe you,' says Dolly. 'It's true; no bull!' exclaims Daisy.

9. An invisible man marries an invisible woman.The kids were nothing to look at either.

10. Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.

11. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day, but I couldn't find any.

12. A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, 'Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs !' The doctor replied, 'I know you can't - I've cut off your arms !'

13. I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a mussel.

14. What do you call a fish with no eyes ? A fsh.

15. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says, 'Dam !'

16. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were a bit cold, so they lit a fire in the craft. It sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.

17. A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel, And were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office, and asked them toDisperse.'But why,' they asked, as they moved off.'Because,' he said, 'I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer..'

18. A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption.One of them goes to a family in Egypt , and is named 'Ahmal.'The other goes to a family in Spain ; they name him 'Juan.'Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal...Her husband responds, 'They're twins ! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal.'

19. Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, Which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, He suffered from bad breath.This made him (Oh, man, this is so bad, it's good) . A super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis

.20 And finally, there was the person who sent twenty different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least ten of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.

Funny Friday

Funny Friday!

As i am watching Top Gear challenges on youtube i thought i'd share some of my faves..



Unfortunatly the Top Gear youtube channel disabled the embedding so here's the link
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5B6srQTTEAA

Now for a joke

Who is the best paid employee at Microsoft?

The Windows Washer!

Have a great Friday night!

Funny FrIday!

Yes.. Its my first ever 'Funny Friday'.. I promise they will get better lol..

What happens when you cross a pig with a tree?
A Porky Pine

I thought it was cute.. I got it (along with a few others) from my 8yr old brothers joke book!

What happens when a frogs car breaks down?
He gets toad away

Hope you have a wonderful day.. Let me know what you thought?

Lack of Sleep

Yes as my blog title suggests.. I am functioning on very few hours of sleep!

Last night and well into the am, i was online talking to Josh and my dad for some part of the night.. It was good lol..

Although when we hit 1am i started to go a weee bit Krazyy as Josh would tell you.. I had Lady Gaga on constant repeat and was quoting some lyrics into the conversation and sending god knows how many nudges.. sorry!
Our convo was extremely random.. I cant unfortunately remember any of our conversation.. but reading my Tweets, i can safely say that those wouldve made me appear drunk.. i wasnt.. Can't drink over here cos of the age being 21..

Anyway.. lack of sleep excluded today is Friday and that means its time to do my first ever Funny Friday! Very excited about this! I would love if you could leave a comment under the post its in! I know that todays joke is bordering on the lame side of funny.. but as i got a kick out of you might..

My Observation..

My observation for today is that..

I think i live in my head way to much.. I love making up fantasy's of my life as something else, like today i daydreamed i was a famous photographer/singer.. lol. I have many like this..

I need more of a life..

Any who, i got this idea from Elena with her "Would you rather Wednesday".. But no it's got going to be that.. I'm doing my "Funny Friday" .. Sweet right? lol. I'm gonna either post some jokes, video, or pics. I already have some cute (lame) jokes all lined up!

And on to much bigger and better news.. I have just done my 300th Tweet on Twitter! I mean it's very addictive.. Don't you agree?