Two Brooms.. This is soo lame it's funny!

Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married.

One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom.

The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress.

The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo.

The wedding was lovely.

After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom, 'I think I am going to have a little broom!'

'IMPOSSIBLE !' said the groom broom.

Are you ready for this?

Brace yourself; this is going to hurt!!!!!!

'WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!'

Oh for goodness sake... laugh, or at least groan.



Life's too short not to enjoy even these silly little cute and clean jokes!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh for goodness sake... laugh, or at least groan.




Life's too short not to enjoy even these silly little cute and clean jokes!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Funny FrIday!

Yes.. Its my first ever 'Funny Friday'.. I promise they will get better lol..

What happens when you cross a pig with a tree?
A Porky Pine

I thought it was cute.. I got it (along with a few others) from my 8yr old brothers joke book!

What happens when a frogs car breaks down?
He gets toad away

Hope you have a wonderful day.. Let me know what you thought?